Scientists have found a portal to a better world


My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”

Well. I’ll take it.


what the fuck is your problem pedro

i need to tell my family that i want this cake for my birthday.